Our hero, Son Goku-- wait. You probably don't know Goku's last name because the English version never says it, and I don't know why it's before his first name. I own a couple of Japanese DBZ DVDs so I know. He grew up thinking himself an orphan, then finds out he's a Saiyan, and he becomes the legendary Super Saiyan Four in DBGT. The Japanese word for Saiyan is Saiya-jin. That way you won't be confused on other sites. Anyway, he has a two hella powerful sons named Gohan and Goten, hella powerful friends, and he's the hella stongest. He has  a wife named Chichi who owns a lot of machine guns. He never graduated from preschool, and he can figure out fighting strategies.Weird dude.

Kakarot means carrot

If you watch too much DBZGT you will...

attempt to charge up energy blasts

pick up a bean from your burrito, say "Oh I'm so weak. I'll take this senzu bean." then you eat it and start acting like Super Buff Show-off Man.

 insist you're a Super Saiyan, you just dyed your hair

make power-up noises like "ugh-ugh-uuuuggghhhh-uhhh-ugghhh!!!!!!" when you're crapping

I'll make new ones later.